Hot girl? Learn how to make her laugh

The problem with approaching sexy girls is that they usually have a bitch shield -and rightfully so.

These smoking hot girls (the ones you should be aiming for) get approached by dorks and creeps daily.

Don’t take it personally.

No matter who you are, how good looking you are, how rich you are, or how funny you are- you are going to get a bitchy attitude from them.

But you’re not a creep. You are a fun-loving, charming individual who she would love to meet if only she got to know. Right?

So you must fight through her stand-offish bitch shield until you can make her laugh.

I will dedicate a post to funny things you can say to make her laugh but for now I will leave you with this-

One thing that worked for me once when some “dork” was approaching me and I gave him a bitchy attitude was…

“I’m just trying to have fun-I didn’t know you were against fun”

I was caught off gaurd and found myself trying to redeem myself and make it seem like I really am a fun girl. He had now turned the tables on me and instead of him trying to impress me- I was now trying to impress him-

very psychological and VERY effective.

I was now laughing at his jokes, flirting back with him, and after getting to know him realized he wasn’t so bad after all. I didn’t fuck him or anything but I definitely lowered my guard enough for him to make a case.

“If you can make a girl laugh…you can make her do anything”  -Marilyn Monroe

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<3 Veronica

How to pick up your sexy waitress

Or anyone in the service industry for that matter.

Whether it be retail, the food industry, a bartender, or a cashier.

Take advantage of the fact that these girls are being paid to give good customer service and theyre talking to you anyway.

The disadvantage, if she’s cute enough is she probably gets hit on a lot.

So you’re going to do something noone else has done- you’re going to complain about her service…jokingly of course.

My friend Cindy works as a bottle hostess in Club Bed and she is currently dating a guy who used this exact technique.

She is very attractive and gets hit on by rich guys every night who try and impress her with money rather than their personality.  The guy shes with now however isn’t rich-in fact he just a regular promoter making $100 a night and because he showed her he was a fun-loving guy and made her laugh he won her heart.

He complained about her service- saying the ice for the bottles weren’t cold enough and his guests weren’t pleased and that he might need to speak to the manager about her horrible service- all with a cocky smile of course.

She laughed of course and he kept her laughing all night- by the end of the night they went to grab some pizza after work and they’ve been dating ever since.

So that’s it.

• When you recieve your drink- tell your waitress the ice isn’t cold enough
• When you recieve your sizzling fajitas- tell her its not hot enough
• When she’s helping you pick out a “gift” for your sister- tell her she has horrible taste
• When you order a drink at the bar- tell her your upset she didn’t give you a little umbrella

Be creative- really put some time and effot into what you’re gonna say and how you’re gonna say it.

You’ll stand out in the crowd from the schmucks who are fawning over her and actually make her fight for your approval.

Subconsciously she’ll realize -”why am I trying so hard to win this guy’s approval”

But by then it’ll be too late and you’re already finger fucking her in the back seat of your Toyota while mr. bottle popper will drive by in his new Benz wondering why his money didn’t impress her.

First Date- Dinner and Movie?

Only if u want to go home with a peck on the cheek.

Listen sucker- if you’ve been doing the dinner and the movie thing

or the dinner thing

or the movie thing

you are probably not getting laid.

These places are terrible for building attraction, they don’t highlight your personality, they don’t foster affection, and they definately don’t get you laid.

Your goal should always be to fuck as soon as possible- the day you meet her if you can. You can’t fuck without kissing. You can’t kiss without touching, and its very difficult to touch when you’re sitting across from her on a table eating who knows what.

You need to do a little research, investigate some cafe’s in your area. Go to some dive bars. Find a cool spot that you can take her to grab a drink, maybe some dessert and just talk and flirt. You spend less money if she’s a flop and you have more oppurtunities to play footsies and grab ass if she’s game.

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<3 Veronica

Keep your nails clean

One of the biggest turnoff’s to almost every single woman including myself are rough nails. They indicate that you don’t care about your appearance, that you are dirty, and more importantly that you haven’t finger-popped a woman in a long time. So cut your nails, and do it often.

My recommendations:

1- Get a nail clipper and leave it in your shower so you don’t forget. This accomplishes two things:

a-your nails will be softer from the hot water thus easier to cut

b-you can cut your nails while you wait for your shaving cream to soften your beard on the days you shave

2- Make straight cuts across the top. Avoid cutting the sides because nails grow in the direction they are cut and you don’t want a nasty ingrown nail

3-So what do you do about the sides? – A nail file

I can hear the groans now…But isn’t that girly? YES, yes it is so hide it. But believe me your lady friend will appreciate the smoothness when you’re knuckle deep inside of her or trying to finger her asshole- trust me it scrapes easily.

4- A word on polish

DON’T

Also don’t neglect your fungus-prone toe nails.

You want unshakable confidence when you go for an impromptu swim with a friend.

Step 2- Getting her Number (Part 2)

There a lot better ways to ask a number but I am going to include this one because it is very simple to use and it’s probably closest to what you’ve been doing all these years:

Invite her somewhere

I would avoid this method because it reeks of a date, and if I barely know you or am not interested I almost always come up with an excuse. But if you must here’s the best way to do it:

Talk about a place or event that you’re going to go anyway and get her excited about it. Boast about an upcoming party, brag about the tickets you scored to an upcoming concert, blow up a nearby club. Anything to get her excited enough to make her want to go. Then say ”hey [if you're not doing anything] why don’t you come with me[us]” Then proceed to get her number.

You can also find events in your area that almost no girl can turn down. I live in Miami so whenever someone has extra tickets to the upcoming Heat Game, I have a hard time saying no. Ask your girlfriends what local sports/concerts girls love going to and take advantage of it.

Step 2- Getting her Number (Part 1)

There are many ways to get her number.

One way that has always worked on me and I find very hard to say no to is:

Asking her for help.

When you’re talking to a girl and find out where she works, what her interests are, etc you should take advantage. For example my ex-husband owned a car dealership. I can’t count how many times a guy has asked my number after finding this information out because he “was in the market for a car,” or “had a friend that was looking for a job.”

I knew they were lying but it felt good to be of service and help someone out. People want to feel appreciated, but more importantly girls have a hard time saying no to this method because it’s so innocent and platonic. Take advantage of this fact and use this method as a surefire way to get a girl’s number.

If you still go to school and you see a cute girl in class, strike up a conversation using your newly sharpened conversation skills and crack some jokes about the teacher. Then when the lesson is ending don’t ask, but TELL her to give you her number so you can call her in case you miss class one day.

If during the conversation you find out she works at a bank or anywhere, GUESS WHAT? You’ve been looking for a job at a bank and you need her number to ask her some questions about applying.

It doesn’t matter what the situation is, find a reason for her to help you out so you have an excuse to get that number.

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<3 Veronica

Eye Contact

I know you’ve heard this a thousand times before and it’s plastered on every men’s advice column but you would be surprised how many guys still screw this up.

Eye contact will be the difference between flirting and flopping.

Always stare in a girl’s eyes when you talk to her. Do it for what may seem like an uncomfortably long time. Especially when she’s talking.

When you finally do break eye contact, do so by turning your face while still holding your gaze in her eyes for 2 seconds and finally look away.

Nothing is more confident than a man who looks like he’s reading my soul with his gaze.

The trick with eye contact though is do enough to seem confident but every so often break it to look at something interesting so she subconsciously knows she has to fight for your attention.

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<3 Veronica

The “Let Me Guess” Approach

One of the simplest and easiest way to strike up a conversation, and one that has worked on me many times is the:
Let me guess….

You see a beautiful woman and you walk up to her and say slowly, loudly, and clearly enough that you have her attention and then you say

“Let me guess” and then pause to build anticipation and give you a look that says yes?? and guess something about her.

-Where she’s from
-What she’s looking for (in a store)
-What her sign is ( and then have an explanation)
-Anything!

It doesn’t matter what you say as long as you say it because those are 10 words you wouldn’t have said to her in the first place.

You can’t win the lotto if you’ve never bought a ticket. So take a chance, use the approach and start a conversation.

Wondering what to say next? It’s more important to keep a conversation going than what you say to start it. Well subscribe, bookmark, or do whatever it is you have to do to make sure you don’t miss one post because the only one preventing you from getting laid is you.

<3 Veronica

Where to Approach Women?

EVERYWHERE!!!!

If you see a beautiful woman that you want to talk to you, never hesitate to approach her no matter what.

I’ve never understood men who will refuse to approach a stranger they will never see again, but will gladly hit on a friend and get rejected only to be humiliated forever.

Let me tell you a little secret-WOMAN LOVE MEETING GUYS IN RANDOM PLACES

Have you ever seen a romance movie where the guy meets the girl in a club or bar???
NO!!

Romance happens at the grocery store, at Barnes and Nobles, in the park.

Take advantage of a woman’s desire for a fairy tale romance to fuck her by surprise.

So if you see a beautiful woman anywhere- never, and I repeat never refuse to approach her because you are too afriad.

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<3 Veronica

Step 1- Talking to Girls (Part 1)

This is basic enough but you would be surprised how many guys screw this up. You probably talk to girls every single day but you don’t do it with a purpose. I get hit on constantly and I am going to tell you what works and what doesn’t.

Ideally, you would go out and just start picking up woman in the malls and the grocery store using the exact approach techniques I will outline later but you aren’t at that level yet. So you need to do what I outline in this post.

You have to understand that like everything else in life talking to girls takes practice. I want you start talking to your girl acquaintances more. I want you to talk to everybody more. Become more social and learn to strike up conversation with strangers without seeming creepy.

I want you to develop a game-show host personality-kind of dorky but genuine and very fun to be around.

Learn to read facial expressions to see if people are enjoying the conversation. Talk to the cashier at the supermarket. Go out and make some friends that are girls and actually hang out with them. You want to surround yourself with as many women as possible.

The purpose for this is to build confidence and ease when talking to women.

I can hear the macho men saying already “I’m already confident , girls don’t intimidate me.” Well listen sweetheart, unless you can pick up a stranger and fuck her on the same night you still have a lot to learn.

It’s the equivalent of hearing your own voice in a video. You really don’t know how shitty you are until you get another point of view.

Once you have a circle of decent girlfriends, you find it easy to talk a beautiful perfect stranger without seeming creepy, and can genuinely hold a great conversation with all the girls you talk with, it’s time to move one to the next step.

I will outline the details on what to do next in my upcoming posts, so subscribe, bookmark, do whatever you have to do to make you sure you don’t miss any of these invaluable tips.

<3 Veronica